{"product_id":"you-know-youre-fifty-when-3","title":"You Know You're Fifty When","description":"Whether you’re over the hill, approaching the hill, or rolling down it, this is the ultimate guide to life after 50—so get your readers and settle in!\n\nGetting closer to the big Five-O? Know someone who is? Sure, 50 might be a scary number, but it’s also a state of mind, an opportunity to drape an afghan over your shoulders when you’re chilly or start enjoying cruises.\n\nFor anyone in denial about reaching the half-century milestone, New York Times bestselling author Richard Smith clues you in on certain signs that you can’t ignore. Because even if you feel like you’re at the top of your game, you know you’re 50 when . . .\n\n• Blowing up balloons gets you winded.\n• You start jogging with an ID.\n• It can take up to fifteen minutes to climb out of a hammock.\n• “Staying power” refers to remaining awake through Cats.\n• You think menopause entitles you to park in a handicap zone.\n• Your tailor diplomatically suggests it’s time to let out your barbecue apron.\n• You actually start to obey the “Don’t Walk” signal.\n• Florida starts looking good.\n\nSo go ahead and blow your retirement savings on cruises, trips to Paris, and plastic surgery—you’ve got another 50 years to go!\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 0767902106\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: RDV.0767902106.VG\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Very Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Smith, Richard\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: This book is in excellent condition. There may be minimal writing on the inside cover or cover page. Cover image on the book may vary from photo. Ships out quickly in a secure plastic mailer.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Reliant Bookstore","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47683755540657,"sku":"RDV.0767902106.VG","price":6.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0544\/8872\/7729\/files\/0767902106-0_176a1aa4-d384-4eae-8759-3ef6baf4a297.jpg?v=1783577727","url":"https:\/\/www.reliantbookstore.com\/products\/you-know-youre-fifty-when-3","provider":"Reliant Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}