{"product_id":"you-know-youre-60-when-1","title":"You Know You're 60 When . . .","description":"Are you “getting on in years,” or know someone who is? Thinking of changing your birth certificate to show a more favorable birth date? You may lie about your age, but your age won’t lie to you!\n\nNot sure how to tell when you’re about to reach that fun sixtieth birthday?\n\nHere are some clues:\nWebMD is your home page\nWhen asked, “Who’s your doctor?” you have to reply, “Which one?”\nAn outbreak of acne makes you feel like a teenager again\nAt your class reunion, you note with satisfaction that the captain of the football team wears a hearing aid\nThe meadows where you sowed your wild oats are now shopping malls\nThat empty seat on the bus has your name on it\nYour pharmacist greets you with “What’ll it be, pal?”\n\nGetting older is not only fun . . . it’s funny! And with You Know You’re 60 When . . ., you’ll be laughing as you go kicking and screaming over the hill, happily clutching your chest!\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 0307587622\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: RDV.0307587622.G\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Smith, Richard|Solomon, Debra\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: This book is in good condition with very minimal damage. Pages may have minimal notes or highlighting. Cover image on the book may vary from photo. Ships out quickly in a secure plastic mailer.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Reliant Bookstore","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46716899066033,"sku":"RDV.0307587622.G","price":8.21,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0544\/8872\/7729\/files\/0307587622-0_de3f36d5-636b-42a5-a751-a3bdf3787f6d.jpg?v=1773770345","url":"https:\/\/www.reliantbookstore.com\/products\/you-know-youre-60-when-1","provider":"Reliant Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}