{"product_id":"we-cant-all-be-rattlesnakes-2","title":"We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes","description":"Crusher the snake will charm readers in this entertaining, funny novel about a snake in captivity and how she turns the tables on her human captor.\nI am a snake.\nNo, not a rattlesnake. I just look like one. I’m a gopher snake.\nOne day an oily, filthy, fleshy human child crossed my path. As luck would have it, he knew the difference between a gopher snake and a rattlesnake. He has imprisoned me in a terrarium. His name is Gunnar. He calls me Crusher. He thinks I’m male. I’m not.\nHe dropped in a dead mouse and hoped I’d eat it. I buried it. He then dropped in a live one, which he called “Breakfast.” I didn’t lay a coil on it.\nGunnar thinks I’ll be his adoring pet. He’s wrong.\nIn fact, I am planning my escape. I may take breakfast with me.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 0060821175\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: RDV.0060821175.VG\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Very Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Jennings, Patrick\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: This book is in excellent condition. There may be minimal writing on the inside cover or cover page. Cover image on the book may vary from photo. Ships out quickly in a secure plastic mailer.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Reliant Bookstore","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46738959171761,"sku":"RDV.0060821175.VG","price":6.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0544\/8872\/7729\/files\/0060821175-0_370c68be-18b6-4f88-b6ff-6445c45e0889.jpg?v=1774981200","url":"https:\/\/www.reliantbookstore.com\/products\/we-cant-all-be-rattlesnakes-2","provider":"Reliant Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}