{"product_id":"we-cant-all-be-rattlesnakes-1","title":"We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes","description":"Crusher the snake will charm readers in this entertaining, funny novel about a snake in captivity and how she turns the tables on her human captor.\nI am a snake.\nNo, not a rattlesnake. I just look like one. I’m a gopher snake.\nOne day an oily, filthy, fleshy human child crossed my path. As luck would have it, he knew the difference between a gopher snake and a rattlesnake. He has imprisoned me in a terrarium. His name is Gunnar. He calls me Crusher. He thinks I’m male. I’m not.\nHe dropped in a dead mouse and hoped I’d eat it. I buried it. He then dropped in a live one, which he called “Breakfast.” I didn’t lay a coil on it.\nGunnar thinks I’ll be his adoring pet. He’s wrong.\nIn fact, I am planning my escape. I may take breakfast with me.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 0060821175\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: 56JUHA000HVZ_ns\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Jennings, Patrick\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: This book is in good condition with very minimal damage. Integrity of the book is in good condition with no missing pages. Pages can have minimal notes or highlighting.  Cover image on the book may vary. Ships out quickly in a secure plastic mailer!  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Reliant Bookstore","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43349550497969,"sku":"56JUHA000HVZ_ns","price":6.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0544\/8872\/7729\/files\/skuimage_e5c2d0e9-88ba-4b7d-ae5e-b17a26d2bbd3.jpg?v=1707431699","url":"https:\/\/www.reliantbookstore.com\/products\/we-cant-all-be-rattlesnakes-1","provider":"Reliant Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}