{"product_id":"the-saint-marys-chronicles-1","title":"The Saint Mary's Chronicles","description":"Synopsis: The St. Mary’s Chronicles: The Complete Collection\n(Three Parts, One Unholy Mess)\n\nWelcome to St. Mary’s Catholic School—where the rules are carved in stone, the nuns don’t miss a beat, and the students are just praying to survive the school year with their dignity intact.\n\nPart One: First Year Sins\nHarold arrives at St. Mary’s wide-eyed and completely unprepared. One wrong word during morning prayer and a near-miss with Sister Agnes’ infamous ruler later, he’s already in over his head. From sneaking snacks past surveillance-level supervision to dodging holy guilt trips, Harold quickly learns that Catholic school is less about salvation and more about survival.\n\nPart Two: The Prankster’s Creed\nA full-blown prank war shatters the holy silence of St. Mary’s, and the school transforms into a comedic war zone. Harold and his misfit crew must pick sides fast—or risk being caught in the nuns’ crossfire. But divine wrath has nothing on Sister Bernadette with a mop and a mission.\n\nPart Three: Confession of a Class Clown\nAlexander, St. Mary’s resident jokester, gets “volunteered” for altar server duty—a decision that spells disaster from the first misa. Between fire hazards, airborne incense, and a liturgical faux pas or ten, his stint on the altar becomes a crash course in humility… and slapstick.\n\nThe St. Mary’s Chronicles: The Complete Collection is an irreverent, heartwarming, and hilariously chaotic ride through a school year full of blunders, blessings, and just enough grace to get by. Perfect for anyone who ever got in trouble during Mass for laughing at the wrong moment.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: B0F91DM49C\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: RDV.B0F91DM49C.G\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Smith PhD, Rev Gregory C\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: This book is in good condition with very minimal damage. Pages may have minimal notes or highlighting. Cover image on the book may vary from photo. Ships out quickly in a secure plastic mailer.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Reliant Bookstore","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47682986803377,"sku":"RDV.B0F91DM49C.G","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0544\/8872\/7729\/files\/B0F91DM49C-0_2cf18dfe-d7f5-4bfd-8989-909ce2adfaa9.jpg?v=1783570857","url":"https:\/\/www.reliantbookstore.com\/products\/the-saint-marys-chronicles-1","provider":"Reliant Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}