{"product_id":"people-are-unappealing-even-me","title":"People Are Unappealing: Even Me","description":"Born the child of a homo and a hypochondriac (Okay, okay. Her dad’s not really a homosexual. He just acts like it. Her mom, however, really is a hypochondriac), Sara Barron never stood a chance of being normal. At age eleven, she starts writing porn (“He humped me wildly with his wiener”). At twelve, she gets mistaken for a trannie. The pre-op sort, no less. By seventeen, she's featured on the Jerry Springer Show. And that’s all before she hits New York.\n\nPeople Are Unappealing tells the strange, funny, and sometimes filthy stories of Sara Barron’s twisted suburban upbringing and deranged attempt at taking the Big Apple by storm–first as an actor (then a waiter), then a dancer (then a waiter), then a comic (then a waiter). It’s there that she meets the ex-boyfriend turned street clown. The silk pajama-clad poet. The OCD Xanax addict who refuses to have sex wearing any fewer than three condoms.\n\nBarron has a knack for attracting the unattractive. People Are Unappealing is her wickedly funny look at the dark side of humanity.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 0307382451\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: 56JTFY002PV6_ns\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Barron, Sara\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: This book is in good condition with very minimal damage. Integrity of the book is in good condition with no missing pages. Pages can have minimal notes or highlighting.  Cover image on the book may vary. Ships out quickly in a secure plastic mailer!  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Reliant Bookstore","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43489153974449,"sku":"56JTFY002PV6_ns","price":6.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0544\/8872\/7729\/files\/skuimage_aca6f5df-f51a-473c-949e-539caebea794.jpg?v=1710005454","url":"https:\/\/www.reliantbookstore.com\/products\/people-are-unappealing-even-me","provider":"Reliant Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}