{"product_id":"people-are-unappealing-even-me-1","title":"People Are Unappealing: Even Me","description":"Born the child of a homo and a hypochondriac (Okay, okay. Her dad’s not really a homosexual. He just acts like it. Her mom, however, really is a hypochondriac), Sara Barron never stood a chance of being normal. At age eleven, she starts writing porn (“He humped me wildly with his wiener”). At twelve, she gets mistaken for a trannie. The pre-op sort, no less. By seventeen, she's featured on the Jerry Springer Show. And that’s all before she hits New York.\n\nPeople Are Unappealing tells the strange, funny, and sometimes filthy stories of Sara Barron’s twisted suburban upbringing and deranged attempt at taking the Big Apple by storm–first as an actor (then a waiter), then a dancer (then a waiter), then a comic (then a waiter). It’s there that she meets the ex-boyfriend turned street clown. The silk pajama-clad poet. The OCD Xanax addict who refuses to have sex wearing any fewer than three condoms.\n\nBarron has a knack for attracting the unattractive. People Are Unappealing is her wickedly funny look at the dark side of humanity.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 0307382451\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: 56JTFY002PV6_ns\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Barron, Sara\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Reliant Bookstore","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46154331324593,"sku":"56JTFY002PV6_ns","price":5.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0544\/8872\/7729\/files\/0307382451-0.jpg?v=1755543975","url":"https:\/\/www.reliantbookstore.com\/products\/people-are-unappealing-even-me-1","provider":"Reliant Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}