{"product_id":"heck-where-the-bad-kids-go","title":"Heck: Where the Bad Kids Go","description":"When Milton and Marlo Fauster die in a marshmallow-bear explosion, they get sent straight to Heck, an otherworldly reform school. Milton can understand why his kleptomaniac sister is here, but Milton is—or was—a model citizen. Has a mistake been made? Not according to Bea “Elsa” Bubb, the Principal of Darkness. She doesn’t make mistakes. She personally sees to it that Heck—whether it be home ec class with Lizzie Borden, ethics with Richard Nixon, or gym with Blackbeard the pirate—is especially, well, heckish for the Fausters. Will Milton and Marlo find a way to escape? Or are they stuck here for all eternity, or until they turn eighteen, whichever comes first?\n\n “The author’ umpteen clever allusions . . . make this book truly sparkle.”—Publishers Weekly, Starred\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 0375840761\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: RDV.0375840761.VG\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Very Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Basye, Dale E.|Dob, Bob\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: This book is in excellent condition. There may be minimal writing on the inside cover or cover page. Cover image on the book may vary from photo. Ships out quickly in a secure plastic mailer.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Reliant Bookstore","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47211689541809,"sku":"RDV.0375840761.VG","price":6.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0544\/8872\/7729\/files\/0375840761-0.jpg?v=1776278680","url":"https:\/\/www.reliantbookstore.com\/products\/heck-where-the-bad-kids-go","provider":"Reliant Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}