{"product_id":"christmas-unwrapped-lighthearted-humor-to-get-you-through-the-holidays","title":"Christmas Unwrapped: Lighthearted Humor to Get You Through the Holidays","description":"My eyes are blurred, my brain is mush. My hands begin to tremble. I fell for those deceitful words: 'Easy to assemble.'\" -Christmas Unwrapped: Lighthearted Humor to Get You Through the Holidays\n\nIf the holidays conjure up images of maxed-out credit card bills, mile-long mall lines, or that lamp from Aunt Jane that graces your abode only when she comes to visit, this colorful keepsake provides rhyming redemption.\n\nMore About Christmas Unwrapped\n\nRhyme master Scott Emmons approaches Christmas with a joke and a grin by offering 47 original poems, including:\n\n* Dear Santa,\nToys get broken.\nCandy's cheap.\nPets take effort.\nFruit won't keep.\nCandles smell.\nClothes might clash.\nGames are boring.\nPlease send cash.\nLove, Mindy\n\n* Grandma's Gift\nWhich present came from Grandma?\nIt isn't hard to see.\nThe gift wrap is the same she's used since 1943.\n\nBook attributes include a stocking-friendly trim size and ribbon marker, along with four-color art and photography throughout.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 0740768565\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: 56JTFH000O2O_ns\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Emmons, Scott\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: This book is in good condition with very minimal damage. Integrity of the book is in good condition with no missing pages. Pages can have minimal notes or highlighting.  Cover image on the book may vary. Ships out quickly in a secure plastic mailer!  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Reliant Bookstore","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43347521601713,"sku":"56JTFH000O2O_ns","price":6.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0544\/8872\/7729\/files\/skuimage_4ec180f8-f393-4440-9d8d-fd2aa679fc2a.jpg?v=1707349876","url":"https:\/\/www.reliantbookstore.com\/products\/christmas-unwrapped-lighthearted-humor-to-get-you-through-the-holidays","provider":"Reliant Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}